From d9a2ced2fbcf25a3067aa16303900b72c4f08acf Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Loweel Date: Sat, 3 May 2025 13:53:57 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] first commit --- README.md | 46 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 46 insertions(+) create mode 100644 README.md diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b6dcc43 --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +This is U-Pod, the torpedo-style podcast system with minimal footprint and maximum utility. + +No databases needed to function, no cloud required, no datacenter necessary - just the filesystem and your content. Even your mom on her knees could help set it up, though that's not a functional requirement. + +First, you need to build the image. I've included a handy Dockerfile in the folder. Use it. + +Once you've created your image, use Docker to run it after setting these environment variables: + + PODCAST_PORT=:8080 + PODCAST_BASE_URL=http://your-domain.com + PODCAST_AUDIO_DIR=/app/data/audio + PODCAST_COVERS_DIR=/app/data/covers + PODCAST_TITLE="My Podcast - and your mom" + +What links files in /audio to files in /covers? + +Files must share the same name, for example: + +/audio/yourmom.mp3 + +must correspond to: + +/covers/yourmom.jpg + +It's simple. You don't need a fucking RDBMS for this. The filesystem is enough. + +U-Pod will then create the torpedo, with the image properly linked to the audio. + +Once you have the Docker image, simply create the /data folder and put your files in it. + +FAQ: + +- My "SisterGermanaGangbang 3.0" software can't use it. +- It uses the standard podcast format http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd. If your shitty software can't read it, take it up with Sister Germana. + +- I don't know how to create Docker images. +- Learn. + +- What do you mean by environment variable? +- Die! Die! Die! + +- I need you to change this, this and that. +- No, No, and No + + +