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+This is U-Pod, the torpedo-style podcast system with minimal footprint and maximum utility.
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+No databases needed to function, no cloud required, no datacenter necessary - just the filesystem and your content. Even your mom on her knees could help set it up, though that's not a functional requirement.
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+First, you need to build the image. I've included a handy Dockerfile in the folder. Use it.
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+Once you've created your image, use Docker to run it after setting these environment variables:
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+   PODCAST_PORT=:8080
+   PODCAST_BASE_URL=http://your-domain.com
+   PODCAST_AUDIO_DIR=/app/data/audio
+   PODCAST_COVERS_DIR=/app/data/covers
+   PODCAST_TITLE="My Podcast - and your mom"
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+What links files in /audio to files in /covers?
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+Files must share the same name, for example:
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+/audio/yourmom.mp3
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+must correspond to:
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+/covers/yourmom.jpg
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+It's simple. You don't need a fucking RDBMS for this. The filesystem is enough.
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+U-Pod will then create the torpedo, with the image properly linked to the audio.
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+Once you have the Docker image, simply create the /data folder and put your files in it.
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+FAQ:
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+- My "SisterGermanaGangbang 3.0" software can't use it.
+- It uses the standard podcast format http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd. If your shitty software can't read it, take it up with Sister Germana.
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+- I don't know how to create Docker images.
+- Learn.
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+- What do you mean by environment variable?
+- Die! Die! Die!
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+- I need you to change this, this and that.
+- No, No, and No
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