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U-Pod
Overview
This is U-Pod, the torpedo-style podcast system with minimal footprint and maximum utility.
No databases needed to function, no cloud required, no datacenter necessary - just the filesystem and your content. Even your mom on her knees could help set it up, though that's not a functional requirement.
Setup
First, you need to build the image. I've included a handy Dockerfile in the folder. Use it.
Once you've created your image, use Docker to run it after setting these environment variables. By example, for my one:
PODCAST_PORT: ":8000" PODCAST_BASE_URL: "https://bbs.keinpfusch.net" PODCAST_AUDIO_DIR: "/app/audio" PODCAST_COVERS_DIR: "/app/covers" PODCAST_TITLE: "Das Böse Büro" PODCAST_AUTHOR: "Uriel Fanelli" PODCAST_COPYRIGHT: " Ⓒ2025 Uriel Fanelli" PODCAST_LOGO: "https://bbs.keinpfusch.net/cover.jpg" PODCAST_DESCRIPTION: "Il Podcast della Frangia Lunatica" PODCAST_LANGUAGE: "it-IT"
File Linking
What links files in /audio to files in /covers?
Files must share the same name, for example:
/audio/yourmom.mp3
must correspond to:
/covers/yourmom.jpg
It's simple. You don't need a fucking RDBMS for this. The filesystem is enough.
U-Pod will then create the torpedo, with the image properly linked to the audio.
Once you have the Docker image, simply create the /data folder and put your files in it.
FAQ
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Mp3 files must be special?
- They must contain proper mp3 tags.
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My "SisterGermanaGangbang 3.0" software can't use it.
- It uses the standard podcast format http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd. If your shitty software can't read it, Blame Sister Germana.
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I don't know how to create Docker images.
- Learn.
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What do you mean by environment variable?
- Die! Die! Die!
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I need you to change this, this and that.
- No, No, and No
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How can I get support for this software?
- You cannot. Code is simple, and you are alone in the night, like any operation engineer during the night. Man up!!!!