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47 lines
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This is U-Pod, the torpedo-style podcast system with minimal footprint and maximum utility.
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No databases needed to function, no cloud required, no datacenter necessary - just the filesystem and your content. Even your mom on her knees could help set it up, though that's not a functional requirement.
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First, you need to build the image. I've included a handy Dockerfile in the folder. Use it.
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Once you've created your image, use Docker to run it after setting these environment variables:
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PODCAST_PORT=:8080
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PODCAST_BASE_URL=http://your-domain.com
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PODCAST_AUDIO_DIR=/app/data/audio
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PODCAST_COVERS_DIR=/app/data/covers
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PODCAST_TITLE="My Podcast - and your mom"
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What links files in /audio to files in /covers?
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Files must share the same name, for example:
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/audio/yourmom.mp3
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must correspond to:
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/covers/yourmom.jpg
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It's simple. You don't need a fucking RDBMS for this. The filesystem is enough.
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U-Pod will then create the torpedo, with the image properly linked to the audio.
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Once you have the Docker image, simply create the /data folder and put your files in it.
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FAQ:
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- My "SisterGermanaGangbang 3.0" software can't use it.
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- It uses the standard podcast format http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd. If your shitty software can't read it, take it up with Sister Germana.
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- I don't know how to create Docker images.
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- Learn.
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- What do you mean by environment variable?
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- Die! Die! Die!
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- I need you to change this, this and that.
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- No, No, and No
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